12 November 2008

Things you could never picture yourself saying, before you had kids...

...unfortunately I so rarely remember to write them down. Take this evening for example;

"Look, anything with wheels is a train. Anything without wheels is either a house, or a tiger."

Pause. Think. Did I really just say what I think I heard come out of my mouth? Really?

2 comments:

  1. oh goodness I can't stop laughing, so funny
    xx

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  2. Frequently this stuff just makes perfect sense in my head and then, after it has come out, I realise!

    Our best one so far is;
    "Hey, we do NOT lick Baby Jesus. He's dirty!"

    (Reply from Jenna, "But I got Him all chocolatey!")

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Penny for your thoughts? :)