...unfortunately I so rarely remember to write them down.  Take this evening for example;
"Look, anything with wheels is a train.  Anything without wheels is either a house, or a tiger."
Pause.  Think.  Did I really just say what I think I heard come out of my mouth?  Really?
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oh goodness I can't stop laughing, so funny
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Frequently this stuff just makes perfect sense in my head and then, after it has come out, I realise!
ReplyDeleteOur best one so far is;
"Hey, we do NOT lick Baby Jesus. He's dirty!"
(Reply from Jenna, "But I got Him all chocolatey!")